Why did the lion lose at poker? Because he was playing with a cheetah. Boom!
Because it’s Friday… how about a lion story?
A man married a woman who owned a lion. She was also a huge Johnny Cash fan.
She was a good lion owner and took good care of her lion. Her husband promised that he would now also take care of her lion. This lion was leash-trained, so part of the care including taking the lion out for a walk.
One day, the woman called and said that she was stuck in traffic and asked her husband to take the lion out for a stroll. Unfortunately, the husband was also tremendously busy and he did not want to do it. But, he loved his wife and went ahead and did it anyway.
Later, His wife thanked him for doing it and also asked him why he was so willing to take her lion for such a long walk. The man replied, “Because you’re mine, I walk the lion“!
It’s the weekend… let’s enjoy!!!! It’s going to be a great one.
No sense in staying inside for this great weather.